Just for fun let's post some archaic vulgar language!
These are from a copy of the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Frances Grouse.
Yep, that's a real book and I bet the author would roll over in his grave if he heard some of the things we say today!
Here we go...
Addle Pate: An inconsiderate foolish fellow
Addle Plot: A spoil sport
Ankle: A girl who is got with child, said to have sprained her ankle
Apple Dumpling Shop: A woman's bosom
Bag of Nails: He squints like a bag of nails, his eyes are going every where like the points of nails in a bag
Banging: Great, a fine banging boy
Beau- Nasty: A slovenly fop, one dressed finely but dirty
Bingo Mort: A female dram drinker
Bitch Booby: a country wench
Bleached Mort: a fair complexioned wench
Bufe: a dog
Bulk and File: Two pickpockets, the bulk jostles the party to be robbed and the file does the business
Bum Fooder: soft paper for the necessary house
Bushels Bubby: a full breasted woman
Catch Fart: a foot boy, so called from servants following close behind their master or mistress
Cavaluting School: a bawdy house
Cheeser: a strong smelling fart
Chicken breasted: a woman with scarce any breast
Clyster Pipe: a nickname for an apothecary
Cod head: a stupid fellow.
Well that's all for now, I'm off to the Clyster Pipe.